Memes are going viral these days, for good reason; they are relatable, witty and just plain outrageously funny. A winning combination of image and statement, no topic or genre can’t be made iconic by turning it into a meme. With that being said, here are some of the top 10 memes we’ve found floating around the Internet, ready to catch the unassuming reader by chance and eliciting laughter in the boardroom during meetings (we can only pray your boss doesn’t find out what you’re reading).
For all these thirsty girls out there, we applaud you
When you openly admit what you love
When your girl loves her sashimi too much
When you keep your options open
When the Freudian Slip kicks in
When you aren’t sure what your name really means
How boys are like when they get together
Busting the “cops don’t have humor” stereotype
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When humble bragging isn’t your strongest suit
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Common first date faux pas
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It’s important to inject a dose of humour in our lives every now and then, and the best things are always found lurking around the Internet. Combining the two, and you get the most dank memes out there. Share this article with your friends and spread some laughs all through. 😂
We’ve all used a condom at least once in our lives, and I’m sure we all believe there’s nothing much to it; just put it on, unroll and you’re good to go. But did you know that there’s actually a proper way to use it? Handling a condom and using it properly gets overlooked by most people, especially in the heat of the moment.
With that in mind, here are some of the most common mistakes people make when using one.
Using It Too Late
It may seem rather obvious to point out that condoms should be used before the act, but did you know that numerous studies have shown that an alarming percentage of people reported putting a condom on only after penetration? Skin-on-skin genital contact can lead to STDs, and even without the ejaculation sperm can still be produced.
Not Checking The Expiration Date
How many of us are guilty of not double-checking the little fine-printed dates on the wrapper? Though condoms usually have a decent shelf-life, those with added spermicides may last much shorter as it breaks down the latex it covers (thankfully, none of ours do!). Add the fact that condoms kept in wallets tend to get exposed to more body heat, that little piece of insurance you carry around may not work its magic as well as you might think.
Taking It Off Prematurely
Removing a condom before the act is done can be due to a plethora of reasons; erections that come and go, lubricants drying out etc. In between changing condoms, couples might still continue with foreplay and the likes, resulting in the risk of pregnancy or contracting STDs.
Putting It On The Wrong Way
While fumbling around with condoms, it’s almost a sure-fire that we’d unroll it the wrong way. The obvious thing might be to turn it around and unroll it correctly right? If that’s what you think, think again because you risk having pre-ejaculate fluid on the outside, thus rendering that piece of rubber moot; toss it aside and use a fresh one to be safe.
Not Emptying Air In The Reservoir
Yes, the little space at the top of the condom is known as the reservoir; not many people know that they should gently squeeze the tip to remove any excess air so that there’s space to store the ejaculate. Otherwise, you run the risk of the condom breaking during intercourse.
Using The Wrong Lubricants
Yes, even the type of lubricant matters. Some people might believe that lotions, baby oils and even something that might appear harmless (and even good) like coconut oil are acceptable, but in general it’s best to steer clear from using any oil-based lubricant as it could wear down the latex and cause breakage. When in doubt, always stick to silicone or water-based types for that added assurance.
Go For The Right Size
This is often overlooked by many, but size does play a part in using condoms safely. Use too big a size, the condom could possibly slip off during intercourse; too small, it could increase friction and cause the latex to tear. When in doubt, buy condoms in a variety of styles and sizes to try at your leisure.
Hopefully, all these red flags have given some insight into what we should all be paying attention to when using a condom, and if you’ve learned some stuff you didn’t know previously, share this article with your friends; they’ll definitely thank you for it.
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The Wrong Way to Spice Things Up
“It was the first date with my then, new girlfriend of two weeks. She likes spicy food, so I decided to put on my apron and prepare a Malaysian tofu dish that had jalapenos in it (bear in mind I had never worked with them before). Whilst preparing this meal, I went to use the bathroom and returned to the kitchen to finish up. By then, I had noticed a growing warmth in my nether regions but gave no thought since I was standing pretty near the stove.
However, in a matter of minutes I suddenly felt an overwhelming pain and it hit me: the jalapeno oils had gotten onto my hand. I rushed to the shower but unfortunately it did little to alleviate my pain. As if not unlucky enough, my girlfriend finally popped over, so I decided to suck it up and grin through it.
An hour or two into our home date the pain had subsided and I had pretty much forgotten about it by then. We went into my bedroom and started making out, with me reaching down into her pants. Midway through our session, she suddenly mentioned that she felt a strange warm sensation down below. It must have been the look I had on my face when she heard this, because the next thing she did was to race into the shower. A second later, I heard a loud thud and ran into the bathroom. As I reached for the door, it suddenly slammed open, right into the stub of my toe. As I winced from the pain, I looked down and saw that she had slipped, on the puddle of water I left when I showered earlier.
Suffice to say, we ended up catching a movie on the couch, nursing our wounds with no mood to do anything else for the night.”
The Cat Fish
“Years ago at a festival, I met a girl who implied that she was 25 (I was 18 then, and a broke-ass student). We hit it off fairly well, and I decided to meet her again the next day, driving my motorcycle an hour to find her.
We went for a light dinner, where she tried to pay for the tab but suspiciously, every single one of her credit cards were declined. I then picked up the tab and we headed to the next place, a nearby bar for some light drinks.
At the bar, we ordered our drinks and when the bartender asked for her ID, she very carefully and deliberately handed it to him, as if trying to shield the card from me. “Perhaps she’s just shy, after all nobody looks good in their ID”, I thought to myself.
After a few beers, we decided to head off and for some weird reason, she proposed to get down and dirty in a public location. After driving around for a while, we decided to pull over at a local college campus, thinking it would be fine. A few minutes later, the local police suddenly showed up, as if knowing what we were up to. Unexpectedly, she broke into tears and had a total meltdown about whether or not she was going to be arrested. Luckily, the officer just left us with a stern warning and we decided to head back to her place.
When we got there, we started making out and all. She excused herself mid-way to the bathroom, asking me to stay in bed and wait for her obediently, which I ignored of course. I decided to take a look around her room, and I saw her yearbook lying around. Feeling curious, I opened it up and took a peek, and what I saw shocked me. She looked completely different, and the worst part was that I realised her graduation date meant she was about almost turning 40 this year. Horrified, I grabbed my clothes and without bothering to dress myself, ran out and drove myself right back home.
A week later, I visited my parents and they told me that a strange woman had been calling multiple times looking for me. How she knew my home number is still a mystery to me today."
“It’s Like an Episode of True Blood”
“It was the end of 2017, and my boyfriend and I were still in college back then so we decided to spend the night in, in his college dorm room.
We decided to end the year with a bang, and got down to doing the deed. We turned the lights off, thinking it would make things a little more romantic. I was laying down while he was on top, and in the midst of getting comfortable, I accidentally kicked him in the face. He reeled back from the shock, and I asked if he was alright. Sputtering from the pain, he managed to squeeze in a, “yeah I’m fine, let’s continue”, so I paid no heed and we resumed.
Halfway through, I noticed that there was something dripping on my face. Thinking it was a leak in his room, I made a mental note to check his ceiling later. Few minutes passed and it wouldn’t stop dripping, more so as it went on. A couple of drops landed on my mouth and as I tasted it, realised it kind of tasted a little metallic yet familiar. I started worrying, calling his name to get his attention but unfortunately, he took it that I was getting into the moment and didn’t stop. Finally, I protested and pushed him off to turn the lights on as something felt off.
As the light flooded the room, we looked at each other in pure horror. Both our faces were covered in blood; I had never seen anything like it. Turned out my kick was more powerful than I had thought, and his nose had been bleeding profusely. We both looked like vampires who had finished feeding off each other, and I realised it had gotten all over my body too, even the sheets. We both felt mortified, apologised to each other profusely for some reason and proceeded to wash ourselves up.
Now when we catch any movies involving copious amounts of blood, we’d shift uncomfortably in our seats knowing something similar happened to us.”
The Cramp
“My boyfriend and I had been planning for a sexy night for a long time, with our schedules being so hectic and all.
I was taking a quick shower before him, and he told me he didn’t mind if I “warmed up” first and get ready while he prepared some snacks in the kitchen. I obliged and proceeded to get all my toys out after I came out of the bathroom.
As I reached down to the lowest drawer to take them out, I must have pulled a nerve in my neck or shoulder, because the next thing I knew I had multiple cramps down my arm and shoulder, even to my legs. This left me stuck in a very vulnerable, bent over position and I started to panic. I called out to my boyfriend, and there he comes running.
As he bursts into the room, he sees me standing dripping wet and naked from the shower in that position, and for some odd reason he took that as an invitation to get hot and heavy. In my horror, I realised what had happened and before I could start protesting, he starts taking off his clothes and proceeded to kiss me all over my body, which only intensified the cramps I felt; I let out a squeak and he must have taken that as a moan, because the next thing I knew he started making love to me. Perhaps that helped somewhat, because I felt my legs loosening up and the first thing I did was to kick to see if they were functioning again. Not known for my accuracy, I accidentally kicked him in the family jewels, and he backed away wincing in pain, rolling on the floor clutching his nether regions. I too, fell to the floor as my cramps came back again, and the both of us were just lying on the ground like a pair of wounded soldiers, except we were completely stark naked.
The next half an hour was spent recovering from our ordeal, and me explaining to him how I ended up in that position. Now each time before anything happens between us, he’d cautiously ask, “cramp-free right?”
Now that we have read some of the worst romp stories, hopefully the new year will bode better bedroom experiences for all of us. If all else fails, at least you know you’ve got protection covered with us. 😂
]]>Even if you might be confident in knowing your likes and dislikes, it’s still a good way to broaden your perspective and to understand how people might express themselves differently. And what better way than to look to the stars for some guidance right?
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Some people believe in horoscopes, others don’t. Regardless, it’s always good to keep an open mind when trying to divine insights into one’s life, whichever facet it maybe. For us, the first thing that comes to mind is of course, how does one’s horoscope play a part in our sex lives? Who knows, maybe looking to the stars could help us glean more than what meets the eye.
Straight-forward and adventurous, Aries aren’t the kind to get caught up in emotional drama and games. With a preference for getting to the point, they enjoy the chase and sexual conquests; being pursued just doesn’t cut it for them. This is not to say they aren’t romantic, but they lean more towards a desire for fiery passions.
Taurus are one of the most sensual types in the zodiac signs. Taking their time to explore their partners are something they find truly enjoyable, and they rely highly on their sense of touch to derive pleasure. The chase isn’t something they find necessarily enticing, but when they do find a compatible partner, they will develop an unbridled passion and desire to please whoever they are with.
Geminis are known to be highly vocal, which means verbal foreplay is key in the bedroom. Being naturally gifted with the gab, they tend to enjoy talking dirty and letting their imaginations run wild, eventually wanting to enact it out. To them, vanilla is a boring flavour and they find satisfaction trying different things out.
Cancerians are ruled by emotion, being highly intuitive in nature. To them, emotional proximity is a great sign to determine sexual compatibility; feeling a sense of security and comfort will ultimately lead to their willingness to open themselves up to their partners. Taking the time to develop a bond will definitely bode well for a relationship in and out of the bedroom.
To be a Leo is to be ruled by one’s passions; charm and charisma are major players in the game for them. If they can find chemistry with one other, they aren’t afraid to pursue their wants, showcasing parts of their generosity and creativity in the process. Singing words of praise to them will fan the flames of their passions, and they will reward their partners with even more affection.
True to the nature of their sign, Virgos are down-to-earth and appreciate security over the element of surprise. Though seemingly disinterested at first, once they find common ground with someone, be prepared to see him/her in a whole new light in the bedroom. Big on pleasing others while maintaining appearances, a key to a Virgo’s heart and body is patience and care.
Libras are innately balanced individuals, with a penchant to enjoy refined aesthetics, be it the arts, music, fashion, food. Crude behaviour and speech are a big no-no, but witty banter and flirtatious repartee gets their engines running like a well-oiled machine. Plenty of ambience, scented candles, seductive foods and the likes will only serve to improve one’s impression to a Virgo’s discerning eyes.
Scorpios are renowned for being exceptionally tuned to their sexual energies, especially when they are highly involved in a relationship. Casual affairs are of no interest to them, as they will need to feel intensely for someone in order to comfortably explore their desires and kinks. Once that is established, Scorpios will hold little back in the bedroom, preferring to be as open as possible.
Fortune favors the bold, and Sagittarius are very much so. Born wanderers and explorers, they have a natural affinity to being charming and flirtatious, but they do get bored easily and they thrive on spontaneity. Free-spirited as easy-going, expect tons of fun and experimentation with them.
Capricorns embody the phrase, “angel in the streets, devil in the sheets” perfectly. Well mostly reserved and mild-mannered in nature, they truly display their affections in full when they have complete privacy with their partners. Striking a balance between pleasing and being pleased is something they resonate with very well too.
Being conservative doesn’t cut it with Aquarians; casual, fun, light-hearted relationships are where they thrive. Though they make loyal partners, sex to them can lack emotion, which works well in their favour. But if anything, you can always count on them to be inventive and spontaneous.
Pisces people play to their strengths very well, and they do so with charm and romance. Though sexually in tune with themselves, they value a strong emotional connection over a physical one. However, when they are able to find a suitable partner is when they truly show how imaginative and attractive they can be.
https://www.purewow.com/wellness/zodiac-sex-life
https://www.yourtango.com/200937082/are-your-astrology-signs-sexually-compatible
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/larry-schwimmer/your-horoscope-what-does-_b_8862284.html
If your life were a sitcom, you could probably measure every hookup with an old-fashioned Rate-O-Meter based on live audience applause. But in reality, who’s to tell if you’re actually hot stuff in between the sheets – or if your partner really is “da bomb”? Sex is subjective and pleasure preferential but if you or they are doing some of these things, you could be doing something O SO RIGHT – (and being good in bed doesn’t even have to do with a bed).
Owning it
Confidence is everything, even in the sack. But it’s not just about having the skills, it’s about using them to pleasure your partner. In other words, owning the sexual responsibility of giving your partner a great time. Knowing before you begin that you’re both going to be putting it all out there to make the other person giddy with pleasure is already the battle half won. So don’t be shy to tell your partner what you’re going to do to them and exactly how… the brain is a sexual organ after all!
Out of this world
Needless to say, if you’re on the giving or receiving end of intense, earth-shattering, broken bedframe orgasms, OH YES! you’re probably doing a good job. Keep in mind though, that there are plenty of other paths to orgasm and not just intercourse. Get to know your partner’s pleasure points and explore all the other sextuations that also lead to the big O.
Out of the ordinary
Even the best sex can become feeling routine after about 5 years of doing it in the same place at the same times of the day during the same times of the month. We’re not talking a complete overhaul of your sex life with a different position from the kamasutra every single day. Introducing even one new thing every month can inject intrigue and curiosity back into your usual bump and grind. Write down all your sexual fantasies, or a list of toys and props, and you have your very own sex bible to refer to on those special evenings when there aren’t any kids or in-laws to worry about. If you’re already acting out those risqué thoughts of yours, good for you!
Optional
Making sex optional can lead to even greater sexy moments. This might sound counter-intuitive to what we’re trying to achieve here, but give it a chance. Sometimes, at the end of a long day, sex could be the furthest thing from our minds. We might even distance ourselves from our partners so we hopefully don’t have to have a “headache” again. If this keeps up, sex might become a chore! But if both knew that on occasions you could cuddle, touch, tease, flirt, stroke, rub, lick etc without it leading to sex, then the pressure’s off, and you can actually, truly, enjoy the moment. If it gets the both of you hot and bothered and leads to wearing out your mattress springs, good for you! Otherwise, knowing you can enjoy each other without the stress of it going anywhere will bring the two of you closer and create for opportunities for intimacy.
Outrageous
Depending on your inner “goody two shoes” level, doing something outrageous could be a huge leap outside of your comfort zone. But shouldn’t we all get a little naughty once in a while? It could mean lunch-time quickies, flirty footsie over dinner with the family, or going commando for a night out on the town. Thinking of ways to shock and surprise your partner will have them drooling over the thought of what’s to come. It just has to be something different and exciting for you and your partner. You don’t exactly have to run out and get some 50-shades-esque jiggly, tingly balls to put in your partner’s… secret garden while you’re at her cousin’s church wedding.
O is for Okamoto
“Winning is the science of being totally prepared,” said George Allen, Sr, and we say, “Scoring is the art of being totally prepared.” Making sure that you have your Okamoto’s on you prepares you for any situation – the one that takes place on the kitchen counter, in the “kinky spa” fantasy you’re role-playing, or, well, at your partner’s cousin’s wedding. Hey, if you’re feeling it, you’re feeling it!
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As the official Intimacy Partner for BeerFest Asia 2018 X Edition, Okamoto headed down to Gardens by the Bay for all four days of the event, where they had amazing live bands, awesome food and a wide array of booze to choose from. Of course, we also came prepared to engage with the crowd, where we had them participate in the line-up of exciting games we had in-store, hosted by our very own Okamoto Girls, who were all great sport in making sure everyone had a blast.
For our booth, we decked it out with an awesome Okamoto designed wall, complemented with our signature “OK” hand-sign, where the crowd took interesting and creative pictures with it. And as the official Intimacy Partner, we had to live up to our name right? Apart from interacting with the crowd, our Okamoto Girls also went around giving out free condoms; after all, who knows how much liquid courage everyone has been taking, it’s always good to stay safe right?
To involve the crowd, we created lot-based games where participants had to draw a lot hidden inside a blown-up condom which would tell them what kind of activity they had to perform. Our games included fun and sexy word charades, and dares such as licking a friend’s ear, blow up a condom, getting spanked in front of our “OK” sign and many others. These games were the cause of much laughter amongst participants and their friends, and we got a good kick out of watching them as well 😂. We also prepared gift hampers to be drawn in our lots, where a few lucky participants walked away with a bag full of goodies, including premium-quality vibrators and lubricantsponsored by Smilemakers.
And as it turned out, our “OK” sign weren’t just bringing the boys and girls to the yard, we had a few romantic moments as well!
All in all, the event went on without a hitch, with everyone enjoying themselves over the weekend over awesome drinks and great company. We’re glad that our collaboration with BeerFest Asia turned out to be such a success, and if you’d like to reminisce memories of the event or check out what kind of shenanigans happened, you can check out more pictures on our Facebook page here!
For now, we’d like to thank BeerFest Asia, Smilemakers, the Okamoto Girls and everyone who has supported us for this amazing opportunity and event. Till the next time!
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]]>Everyone has had one or two (or more) occasions before where their sexual escapades turned into a horror story, and safe to say they would most likely be rather amusing on hindsight.
Here are our top five stories from men and women that will either make you cringe from the thought, or have you rolling around clutching your tummy from the pain of laughter.
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“My girlfriend had just finished our lunch of grilled cheese sandwiches and tomato soup, and as we headed home in the car we started getting handsy and things started heating up.
Once we reached home, we were both primed and ready for some action, and we started getting into the usual rhythm of things. Midway through our activity, I started noticing a weird sound below the waist, like a sloshing sound that moving water in a bucket would make. It didn’t take me long to realise that the sound came from my girlfriend, the soup and sandwich meal moving around in her tummy. We both realised it at the same time and couldn’t stop laughing after.”
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“My ex and I were alone in his home one day, and we started making out. Things started heating up real fast, and we both decided to get out of our clothes as fast as possible; problem was, my jeans were really snug. As I kept tugging and tugging, it finally came off but so did my grip on my pants, and my hand flew towards my face as I punched myself out cold.”
3.
“I met a guy at a party and we liked each other, so we headed to my place. We hooked up and everything was perfect. We had great sex, even though it was a little rough. Afterwards, we fell asleep, and the next morning, when the light came through the window, I saw that my period had begun two weeks early because of a medicine that I'd been prescribed. The sheets were red, I had blood all over my body, there were bloody handprints on the wall, and the poor guy's face was all red because he had gone down on me. Seriously, it looked like a crime scene that night.”
4.
“This happened while I was still in university and shared a dorm with a friend of mine.
One night, I decided to turn in early as I had a paper in the morning. About an hour or two into my sleep, a blood curdling scream woke me right up. I turned over in the darkness, and saw the silhouette of my roommate, along with that of a girl.
As I ran to turn on the lights, I saw the girl grabbing her clothes as she yelled and ran to the toilet and slammed the door behind her. Confused, I turned to my roommate, who was staring at a tube of extra strong pimple cream that he held in his hands. He looked down, looked up at me and said, “I thought you told me the lube was in the top drawer, you didn’t tell me you left your pimple cream there as well!”
Thankfully, the “lube” didn’t leave any permanent damage to the girl, but it definitely scarred my roommate for the next couple of weeks.”
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“It was the end of the exams, and my dormmates and I decided to head out of campus for a party in town.
I was running late trying to get ready and in the midst of my hurry, grabbed a condom satchet from the mess that was my table.
Fast forward into the night, I met a gorgeous lady and we hit it off real well and she decided to invite me over to her place. Just as we were getting ready to do the deed, I reached for my jeans on the floor for the condom I took earlier. Barely able to contain my excitement, I mustered all my energy opening the condom sachet and to my surprise, it burst open into an explosion of dust and powder. It wasn’t long before we started sneezing and to my utter horror, I realised that it wasn’t a condom I took from my table: it was a chicken flavoured ramen soup packet leftover from my previous late night study snack.
She made me clean up the mess and kicked me out soon after.”
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]]>Why do oysters and chocolate make the best Valentine’s dinner? Well, they’re commonly known as having an aphrodisiacal effect on you and your date. But did you know there is a whole other list of foods that can also get the motor under the hood of your car running better? Some of these are such sneaky and unassuming mood- and libido-boosters, your date would be none the wiser.
Pesto
Any self-respecting girl won’t say no to a romantic dinner in a fancy Italian restaurant. While you’re both looking at the menu, you might want to subtly hint that the pesto pasta dish comes highly recommended. Why? Pesto is full of pine nuts, which are actually high in zinc, just as oysters are. Zinc has been shown to increase testosterone levels as well as enhance performance (in and out of bed). This leads to a higher sex drive and more likely that she’d “pine” for your “nuts” (ok not so much the nuts but the tree, but you get the idea). In fact, pine nuts were a popular aphrodisiac in history too, with the Arabian physician, Galen, prescribing one hundred pine nuts before going to bed (not so much the sleeping kind of going to bed).
Watermelon
This was probably not the reason why your mother nagged you to eat your fruits, but modern-day research is touting the watermelon, with all its lycopene, citrulline and beta-carotene goodness, as the ideal go-to fruit to rev up your sex drive. Why? Let’s just say lycopene is Nature’s Viagra in helping certain parts of you relax blood vessels and improve circulation. Ask her over to your place and get your fruit juicer revving with a watermelon juice or smoothie, or cut it up into pieces and feed each other. Do you really need more ideas on how to swallow it?
Chilies
You know, if you want to spice things up, and get things hot in the bedroom... Capsaicin in chili is a trendy ingredient in the market now for all things from reducing cholesterol and blood pressure, to targeting cellulite. It is also a fact though, that capsaicin floods you with endorphins and makes your blood rush to all the important body parts – muscles, heart, and of course the one part that’s the most important when it comes to sex – your penis brain. Okay, both. You don’t have to go all out with the hottest habañeros though, just a touch of sambal or cayenne pepper is enough to get the body stimulated. Don’t go overboard and end up with a night of the runs either, that’s never any fun.
Cruciferous veggies
Don’t sweat, this just refers to a family of vegetables named this way after the shape of their flowers that resembles a cross. Cauliflower, cabbage, bok choy, broccoli, Brussels sprouts and kale all fall under this family, and they will become your new best friend. They regulate your hormone levels to boost testosterone, which is especially helpful for men after 40 who have dipping testosterone levels and perhaps issues with ED. They’re also cancer-fighting! If you’ve ever thought it was lame to order a salad for dinner, shame on you; you’d better start adding more cruciferous veggies to your diet now.
Honey
It’s not just the sweet sound of your voice calling her “Honey…” that will do the trick. Ever wonder why small pots of honey are given away as wedding favours? This dates back to ancient times when honey was associated to blissful marriages and romance. Greek physician Hippocrates prescribed honey for sexual vigour and to induce love and ecstasy. “Honeymoons” were so named because newly married couples were given a month’s worth of honey to help the couple get a child. While there isn’t a direct link to fertility, honey boosts nitric oxide levels in men, which is the chemical behind penile erections. Raw honey is also rich in Vitamin B which supports the production of both testosterone in men and estrogen in women, thus fanning the flames of desire in both. And hey, it’s honey. It tastes good, it pours well, it sticks, it needs to be licked off… you’ve got a recipe for some sexy sticky foreplay right here. And since honey goes great with breakfast… you know she’s staying the night.
There are foods with aphrodisiacal properties such as garlic that you wouldn’t want to touch with a ten-foot pole on a romantic dinner. But it doesn’t always have to be so in-your-face. These five surprising foods will go a long way in getting you and your date eager to go, with happy endings guaranteed.
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For the guys who find skinny jeans ill-fitting, you’re all about wearing your big boy pants. You’re not afraid of being flashy and you’d rather go big (pun fully intended) or go home. If your ego matches the size of your tool, you’d naturally gravitate towards picking 2 or more packs at one go of this guy here.
Crown has been voted “World’s Best Condom” by condomdepot.com for the 15th year in a row now, and it’s no surprise. For the many who choose this, you see yourselves as the king in the bed along with your prized queen. You only want the best things in life and make no mistake, these pink-tinted and super thin condoms provide that “bareback” feeling while being super strong and safe. Strap your arms across your chest and yell “Wakanda forever!” as you grandly enter the bedroom.
The best things in life are ribbed. Period. You’re constantly looking to explore new territories when pleasuring your partner, even if they think they are happy with the status quo. You’re also unafraid to say, “hey, maybe the angle of my dangle doesn’t make her tingle.” Why else to continue using a condom with rows of stimulating ribs and contours?
Ah yes, the knights in shining armor, the nice guy who saves damsels in distress, the nerd who puts on his superhero suit to save the world and hopefully gets to be with his crush. As hopeless romantics, you were brought up to believe that to get the girl, you have to get her flowers.
Always on the lighter side of life, you crave doing things that are fun and sensational. You can be smoking hookah at one moment and dancing in the rain next. You’ll never run out of fun ideas to engage with your partner, especially in the bedroom. What else can we say? It’s sheer pleasure all around.
As people we have complex and different personalities and we rarely find ourselves confined to one single type. Perhaps on most days we might feel adventurous and bold but others, we just want to be that sweet romantic guy. That is why we understand the need and excitement of experimenting different “helmet” types and how important it is to always stock up on varieties to suit her preference. Go on an exploration this month (May’18) as we throw in a small pack free for any big pack you purchase*.
*only valid with OK Series and till 31 May’18 (SGT).
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According to the holy grail of the internets, the ideal male body has the Golden Ratio of broad shoulders, narrow waist, strong legs. But let’s face it, not all of us were born Adonis. The good news is, she doesn’t need to eat pizza off your six-pack in order to be swooning! Just focus on your strengths and make them amazing!
Here are some key exercises that will make you feel confident and on fire in bed, and are sure to give your woman something to remember!
Work That Ass
One of the body parts of men the ladies are always checking out just so happens to be when you turn around. It’s your butt! Men aren’t the only species on this earth who love butts. Women aren’t too shy to express their profound adoration for your gluteus maximus muscle. Unfortunately men tend to neglect this all-important muscle. If you love watching your woman do squats in the gym, now’s the time to join in! Squats and lunges, especially with a barbell, can go a long way towards working your glutes. And if you’ve ever laughed at kettlebell workouts, shame on you! One of the most explosive and effective butt exercises for men comes through kettlebell swings. You’ll also want to start adding more bridges and pelvic lifts to your tone up programme to get that butt of her dreams you know she’ll be grabbing when you’re doing the nasty.
Team up that ass with the Okamoto 003 Real Fit which hugs your other “curves” for the best fit.
Work That Forearm
We couldn’t even begin to count the number of ways men’s arms are important to a woman. It’s their safety zone, where they feel loved and know they will be protected from harm. But gym rats are tending to focus on their chest and abs, and forget their arms. Yes, we’re talking forearms. Don’t think that women aren’t looking when you roll up your shirt sleeves. Because you know who has forearms? Captain America. And Thor. Let’s face it guys, we don’t have the forearms our forefathers used to have. We spend more time in meetings today than those men used to hauling goods or working in construction – and naturally forming a nice beefy pair of forearms at work. The funny thing about building forearms is you don’t even have to go to a gym. Forearm strength is grip strength, which you can train almost anywhere – even by squeezing a tennis ball in that next boring meeting. But farmer’s carries – this exercise is almost perfectly made for the modern man. You just have to find something heavy enough with handles to carry on each side, and walk around with them until you can’t do it anymore. Ahem, a great time to work out AND show off after a grocery shopping session!
Team up those forearms with the Okamoto 003 Cool so you stay cool while working off those hot rods.
Work That Voice
Believe it or not, not everything is about the way you look. A sexy, seductive voice can make women weak at the knees and dying to hear their name called out by you. Well, you might think you already sound pretty good, but what you hear and what everyone else hears is actually very different. So start practicing your seductive sounds by recording yourself on your phone. Two basic tips: Good straight posture and relaxed breathing (not the fast-paced breathing you do all day at work; you need to get into the habit of breathing more fully and deeply). Learning how to create warmth and resonance in your voice also helps create an air of rugged masculinity about you, rather than a weak, squeaky voice that turns women off. One great trick: Dial down the tempo during flirtatious and sexy talk. More pauses creates sexual tension. If you ever (have to) watch chick flicks with your girl, now’s the perfect time to pay attention to how those dudes do all that romantic love talking. Hey if you can’t exactly look like Channing Tatum, you could at least flirt like him, right?
Team up that seductive voice with the Okamoto 003 Aloe so the lovemaking is as smooth as the smooth talking.
Work That Sex Muscle
If hearing the phrase “Kegel exercises” makes you giggle inside, it’s time to man up and take it seriously! Kegel exercises – when you hold in your pee or fart (you know, when you need to be gentlemanly!) – can actually strengthen the muscles that control your penis and increase blood flow in the area, thus powering you to maintain an erection. To check that you’re doing it right, stand naked in front of a mirror and isolate those muscles to make your member move up and down. If you’re doing it right, you could even lift a towel up, hands free! Start doing Kegels 10 times per session, 3 sessions a day, holding for 5-10 seconds per time, and you’ll be able to train your member to “go the extra mile” for your lady!
Team up Kegels with the Okamoto 003 Hyaluronic Acid that enhances the sexual experience with more moisture and pleasure effect for both of you!
With these workouts and a 20% off sale on all your favourite Okamoto 003 series condoms in small packs, what’s holding you back? Go grab your gal and start doing some horizontal workouts!
]]>Any girl would love flowers and chocolates, but let’s be honest here and steer clear away from the done and dead gift ideas.
]]>February 14! Is the date firmly circled in your calendar but as the day fast approaches you find yourself sweating balls trying to find the perfect gift for your girl?
Any girl would love flowers and chocolates, but let’s be honest here and steer clear away from the done and dead gift ideas. If your girl isn’t into the Prada Chanel material things of this world, then it’s safe to say that a non-gift pressie will get you into her good books (and something else, ahem) this V-day!
Cooking for the foodie chickThey say that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach, but a plate of home cooked nommies might seal the deal with your foodie chick! You could make breakfast and serve it to her in bed. You could cook a splendid meal for her and dine in candlelight. You could even prepare all the ingredients and then the both of you cook a meal together. You could lay out a mat and have a picnic in the middle of your home. And then just to up the excitement if you guys are game for it, do all the above – buck naked.
Treasure hunt for the romantic ladyWhy isn’t there an advent calendar for other occasions besides Christmas? Why not leave little things lying around the house where she can slowly find them in the days leading up to Valentine’s Day? It doesn’t have to be presents. What about a doodle of her, love poems, a polaroid picture of you both, a heartfelt love letter, “I Love You” in different languages, or even lame and silly things like a box of band aids with the words “I’m stuck on you!” or replace the label on her favourite drink with a printed label that says “Love Potion No. 9”. Don’t do a twist on Alice in Wonderland and put a label on your member that says “Suck Me” though. We wouldn’t advise that!
Sexy shoot for the daring loverCouples boudoir photos are all the rage now. Couples seem to be putting on their daring personas and losing – some of, or even all – their clothes for sexy photo shoots that capture their passion and connection. Think of it as engagement or pre-wed photos but with a naughty edge. It’s a sensual and lasting way of capturing the feelings and emotions you share with your lover. Just make sure it’s tastefully done – and if you’re printing a photo book, make sure to hide it from prying eyes!
Glow-in-the-dark for the adventurous girlGlow-in-the-dark can be so fun in so many ways. There’s glow sex dice, glow underwear, glow swimwear (but why, when you can go skinny dipping eh!). But now there’s this new thing that’s so fun it’ll have her clapping with excitement. Glow. Paint. Each. Other. No kidding, it’s just like art jamming but with your other half as a canvas! What could be better than brush-stroking your loved one in colours that gleam under black light?
Something she’ll love for sure for your one-and-only sweetheart
Honestly though, one of the best ways to show your girl you love her is *drumroll* …by listening to her. What does she say, what is she hinting at, what has she revealed to you that she, guaranteed 100%, will love? If she’s been achy lately, gift her a couple’s spa day. If she’s been complaining about working too hard, how about tickets for a relaxing getaway? It might be a tiny bit of sacrifice on your part, but now’s the perfect timing to arrange a night in with popcorn and cocktails and a marathon of her favourite chick flicks she absolutely has to watch once a year.
So promise us you’ll skip the tacky “Coupon for Love” or even worse, a mall gift certificate, and shower her with some non-gift ideas this Valentine’s? Just… don’t get her a gym membership if she asks, “Do I look fat?” Nobody can bail you out of that one!
]]>It’s 2018 and we thought what Cool way to kickstart the year with a brand-new Okamoto event! This time, we brought our Okamoto Girls to unknown territory - the massive field of darts. Yes, you’ve heard that right. It was our first ever Okamoto Darts Night, hosted by the good people at iDarts Fame, SAFRA Mt Faber.
It was a night full of fun and laughter for experienced darters and beginners alike. iDarts’ emcee, Edwin began the evening with a brief introduction to dart-playing followed by team allocation with Okamoto Girls as team leaders.
Participants got acquainted with their leaders and proceeded with ice breaker game – Flip-the-cup contest! The rule is simple, each person must finish their drink on the table and flip the cup from the edge of the table twice. The cup must be standing for it to count and the next member repeats the process. First team to do all that wins the game!
The boys faced immense difficulties in trying to flip the cup to stand (pun intended) after guzzling down some water. Perhaps they needed booze. Needless to say, it was an easy victory for Okamoto Girls.
Big Bull Challenge
With icebreaking games out of the way, it was time to play “Big Bull Challenge”, where the bullseye ring was bigger in radius. This little challenge was meant as a warm-up so even the novices could easily score for their teams. But then you might ask, “so what’s the challenge for the experienced players?” Of course, the game host increased the challenge by making it a timed match. The highest scoring team needed to be the fastest too!
Only 2 teams out of the total of 8 would proceed to the final match and the difficulty bar was raised. Representatives from the 2 leading teams would have to throw darts with their dominant hands tied to their team leader’s hand too! According to the players, this is really something refreshing even for the experienced players.
Presenting the winners for the Big Bull challenge, team Hydro 2!
Single Knock Out (SKO) Challenge
The night was still young, and everyone was hyped to play more darts. We were gearing up for the main competition of the night, when participants took some photo opportunities with the ever-fabulous Okamoto Girls.
Soon, it was time to get serious. With a total of 8 teams competing in the SKO, it was all darters for themselves. Each Okamoto girl led two teams that played against each other, resulting in the best team for the leader. Subsequently, these 4 teams competed against each other in the semifinals and eventually the best 2 teams met in the finals.
Everyone had such a blast and we were stoked that our first Okamoto’s Darts Night turned out to be a huge success. Check out more pictures here.
Also worth mentioning, our venue sponsor was kind enough to extend a 10% off total bill (without any minimum spend) to everyone who LIKES & FOLLOWS both iDarts Fame and Okamoto Global facebook pages. Simply show the like status on your mobile device to the attendants at iDarts Fame to enjoy! Valid from now till 28 Feb 2018. Till we meet again at our next event!
]]>For the best chances of grabbing someone to smooch counting down to 3-2-1, you best be somewhere out there and not in your pyjamas sitting on your couch watching reruns. What you need is at a happening party, and since it’s a holiday after all, why not pump up the adventure with an overseas party? Don’t worry bruh, we know the wallet situation. Here are some festive fun spots you can think about that are barely a skip and hop away from home so the flights won’t break the bank!
Talk about partying big just close by! If you happen to be planning a short getaway this Christmas and KL is in your list of choices, head down to KLCC park and soak in the live performances by local and international artists. Everyone here sure knows how to party in style and glamour! The countdown party ends with a dazzling fireworks display with the stunning Petronas Towers in the background, a sight to behold indeed. And guess what, you can get an awesome view of the fireworks from any nearby hotel room facing the towers, giving you the perfect opportunity to snag a room and convince someone to join you in sharing that beautiful moment that you can then seal with a kiss.
You haven’t partied until you’ve Full Moon Party-ed, or so they say. Well, what could indeed be better than partying like crazy in paradise, amongst totally wasted revellers grooving and grinding to brain-numbing tracks? And thanks to cheap drinks in the buckets, you won’t be forking out much to have the best night of your life getting to smear glow paint all over sexy ladies. And if you haven’t partied enough, they’re not only doing a New Year’s Eve party on 31 December 2017, they’re also doing a New Year’s AFTER PARTY on 1 January 2018. Are you ready for it??
Even though the Vietnamese government has curtailed over-the-top fireworks displays in the whole country, it doesn’t mean that the Vietnamese people don’t know how to have a good time. In fact, in Hanoi they have not one, but two extravagant countdown parties featuring top international performers and DJs. Whether you end up at the Heineken Countdown Party near the Old Quarters night market, or the Bia Saigon Countdown Party in front of the Hanoi Opera House, you know you’re set for a party of a lifetime with spectacular visual lights displays and live music that will rock your flip flops off. And if that’s not your thing, there are plenty of venues to feed your club-hopping craving, all packed with pretty party people.
Yeah, so there isn’t a really direct way of getting to Vang Vieng, but hey, decades ago, you couldn’t even get there unless by road or track. Vang Vieng may be a 4-hour bus trip from Luang Prabang where you fly into, but boy is it going to be worth it. There’s almost no point pointing out specific parties there, because the entire strip of tourist area in Vang Vieng is one huge ginormous party. You’ll find party peeps in every single bar, restaurant, club, heck even along the street. Vang Vieng truly is party central, so you can almost guarantee that countdown kiss with a hottie.
This gorgeous party place is a 4-hour drive away from Phnom Penh, which itself has great NYE parties. But what a pity if you don’t take this opportunity to check out the night scene along the party beaches of Sihanoukville. This is where the tourists go to let loose after some very serious visiting of the Killing Fields and Angkor Wat in Cambodia. And believe us, Sihanoukville’s beaches (especially Serendipity Beach) is the ultimate party paradise at super low cost. Think dollar beers, and $4 restaurant meals. Whichever hostel you end up in, there’s plenty of chicks waiting to party into 2018 with you! And if you want some serenity, head to Otres Beach for some rest and relaxation… or hanky panky in peace?
So we’ve given you the places to head to, so you now know exactly where to scout out your girl to plant one on her at the stroke of midnight. And if it leads to something more, well, make sure you’re prepared (with the best performing products of 2017!). Here’s wishing you a sexy New Year’s Eve and Happy (Ending) New Year!
]]>“Aiyah, no time to date lah! Work work work only!”
Does that sound familiar, especially for us hardworking Singaporeans? You might be so busy running from one meeting to the next, and you might even feel more at home at the office. Yet you don’t want to spend that only hour or two you have free on Saturday night getting it on with… Netflix – or always (perhaps worse) downing beers with your army buddies. Oh the horror.
]]>“It's all work! Ain't got time for dating!”
Does that sound familiar? You might be so busy running from one meeting to the next, and you might even feel more at home at the office. Yet you don’t want to spend that only hour or two you have free on Saturday night getting it on with… Netflix – or always (perhaps worse) downing beers with your army buddies. Oh the horror.
Here are some tips to shove dating firmly into your busy on-the-go schedule. If you truly want some love action in your life, you can do it!
PUT IT IN THE PLANNER
You can’t go on a date without setting aside time for it in your agenda. Make it a bold prioritized item on your ‘To-Do List’. But it doesn’t have to be Saturday night between 7-9pm. Limiting your dates to this day and time can make you feel very boxed in, especially if something else you want to do comes up, or you have a last minute client appointment. Dates don’t have to be the stereotypical dinner-and-something-else-special. Open up your calendar to include lunch dates, coffee dates and after-work drinks on a weekday, or brunch and afternoon tea on a weekend. With this first step you’ve already successfully changed the game.
GO ONLINE
Many professionals are afraid to set up an online dating profile for themselves because they’re worried about what others might think, especially people they work with, or their bosses! To be frank, if a co-worker or client saw your profile, well, it just means they’re on a site looking for love too, so who’s to judge! If you’re really anxious, just watch how much you reveal on your profile – no drunken pictures of you slapping someone’s butt would be a good start! But online dating is a great avenue because it opens a whole new world for someone pressed for time – you can do it right from your phone. Just as you make time to check your work emails, make a little time to check your inbox for replies or send out some intro messages. But don’t spend all your time texting only and not meeting up with the person you’re interested in. Not only does nothing beat the human touch ;) – but texting back and forth can actually take up way more time than meeting someone for coffee and having a quick exchange!
DATING IN THE FAST LANE
Minutes. If that’s all you have to find a girl, try speed dating. There are always speed dating events going on in Singapore, so Google away and sign up. Where else can you spare just one night and meet a ton of women at a go, without having to fumble with awkward intros and how to get out of the conversation when you realise you’re actually not interested? And if it’s an event catered specifically for busy professionals, perfect – she will also understand what it’s like to try to date on a crazy hectic schedule!
MAINTAIN THE INTEREST
Once you have the deal in your hands, how do you secure it? Even dropping the lady a text on a Wednesday saying “I’m looking forward to meeting you on Friday!” can do wonders to boost your likability. If you want to go a little bit further, if you know she’s working late one evening, order food delivery to be sent to her office. It’s thoughtful, sweet, and perhaps perfectly in-sync with our Singaporean culture which revolves so much around our yummy local food! Deal sealed!
MAKE HER THE PRIORITY
When you’re actually out on the date, make her everything. When you enter the café or restaurant, make it a point to leave work at the door. Try not to take calls and don’t check your emails while with your date. You can even make it a mutual thing and both put your phones on in the middle on the table. And don’t spend all night talking about career goals and annoying bosses and ongoing projects. For sure, you’re passionate about what you do, and you should definitely share about it – it’s a good feature to have – just don’t let it take centrestage. Always keep in mind to ask her about her interests and her thoughts, and let the conversation drift deeper into meaningful and heartfelt topics, instead of just work.
TRY “LIFE” TYPES OF DATES
Perhaps you’ve been so busy with work lately, you’ve not actually had the time to fully enjoy life. Well, if you’re dating a busy chick, she might be having the same problem too. Make the next date something you both have been missing out on. Go to the gym together, run a marathon together, do grocery shopping together, play pool together… If there are a lot of things that you missed doing while work was keeping you busy, try and see if you can include her in the plan – beats doing it by your lonesome! Not only do you get to enjoy both your favourite activities, you also get to see what common interests you share and how well you fit into each other’s lives – especially useful if you’re hoping it might lead to a relationship. And if that hike together turns into something even more hot and sweaty, don’t forget us!
Surely this is one of your favourite nights of the year, because women everywhere are dressed to attract attention. Ah Halloween, gotta love it. It’s like a passport to be socially inappropriate and get all touchy touchy. But just because a chick dares to bare doesn’t mean she’s just gonna fall into your bed at the end of the evening. You still have to pull out all the stops and make an effort. But don’t worry. It may be Halloween, but you don’t have to be afraid to try out these tips.
THE Costume
Everyone’s going to be in costumes, duh, so make sure you stand out. Don’t go as Batman. It’s a sad reality, but not everyone can be Batman. Don’t pretend to be Captain America if you don’t have the abs to show in that blue condom of a suit. (If you do have amazing abs, please, by all means go as Magic Mike. The women will thank you.) Don’t be the Joker either, because honestly you should never ever be wearing more lipstick than the ladies. And in the same vein, cross-dressing well on this night will NOT get you laid. Well, at least not with a woman. However, if you cross-dress really badly, like a total failure, you might actually get some laughs amongst the ladies. Anyway, a costume doesn’t have to be over-the-top. Dress like Christian Grey. Pay tribute to Han Solo. Or do something witty like wearing a T-shirt with numbers on it that says “I’m someone you can count on.”
Go to the right parties
Search online for parties happening in bars or the party area of town. You might need to pay a cover charge or entrance fee, but look out for those that include the first few drinks free or even better, an open bar. When you have to pay money, you tend to stay longer at the party to get your worth of drinks and fun. So you can be sure those ladies aren’t running anywhere! (This does not mean you should be creepy and make them want to leave.) A paid event also makes you look NOT like a loser, because you actually have a job and can afford such cool events. Also, Halloween parties aren’t only on 31 October. Many bars and groups organise Halloween parties the entire week long, so make sure you’re not just putting all your sexy eggs into one Halloween basket.
Make use of your costume
If you go as a gallant knight, look out for princesses in need of your rescuing. If you go as a policeman, look out for girls dressed as sexy cops and say you want to take a picture with your “colleagues”. Usually they’d be all excited about taking a wefie and then you can ask for their contact to send them the photo… and then invite them to drink… and talk… and… You can do the rest, right? Let’s just say you might actually make good use of those handcuffs you’re carrying around.
Be somebody else
Say you’re normally a quiet loner dude. Chicks don’t exactly flock to you. You know how to change this? Let’s play pretend. Put on a mask or costume and pretend you are someone else. Pretend you are a high energy, sexy deviant who oozes charm and titillates the ladies. Yes, you can. Studies show that when you put on a mask or costume you are likely to take on a different “persona”. Go on and be somebody else other than your usual self and offer fun to ladies who are looking for it. The thing about a mask too, is that you can create some suspense. Women will wonder what you look like under the mask (hopefully not worse than the monster mask you are wearing) and the way you keep them guessing creates some positive sexual tension.
Watch yourself
You’re nervous and excited, but pace yourself. Otherwise, before you know it, you’ve downed 21 shots and can’t tell your left from your right. You want to end up in her bush, not drunk and wasted in a bush. Also, don’t get into a fight. That’s just immature.
Meet a lot of people
Don’t just settle for the first French maid that comes to dust your equipment. If you have an interactive costume, for example, a vampire, by all means go around pretending to bite the necks of every single woman that catches your fancy. You’ll find one that is more interested in you than getting that selfie with your costume, and then quickly invite her to get out of there. It’s just mathematics. The more people you meet, the higher your chances of getting some. Flirt with a girl for 10 minutes, but if your sexual advances, such as touching her arm or hair, are met with drastic recoils, she’s not “DTF”. Move on. And man up. You’ll face rejections, but just remember that the next one could be the one. And make sure you’re prepared when it happens! Good luck!
The safer the sex, the better it’ll be, and if you’re going to live it up, you might as well do so in the best way possible. There are many safe sex rules that everyone knows; always wear a condom, know your partner, and the list goes on. However, some of these things can actually take away the amount of fun and pleasure you experience in between the sheets. Fortunately, you don’t have to jeopardize your health just for an optimal experience in the bedroom. We have all of the sex secrets that will bring safe sex into your bedroom that is just as thrilling as it is fulfilling.
Bring Your Own Fun
It’s easy to assume that “the other person” will have what you need; condoms, lube and all that good stuff, but this isn’t always the case. There’s nothing worse than going home with a girl, only to find out that she is not prepared for safe sex. You either end up having unprotected sex, or no sex at all, which is just never ideal. So, be prepared and have your own pack of thin condoms with you at all times. Store them in your wallet, in your pocket, car – wherever – just have them. Always be prepared; #bringokamoto.
The Thinner the Condom, The Better
Excitement is very rarely associated with condoms. There are plenty of people who prefer to risk their health, just because they think condoms interrupt their level of intimacy, pleasure and feeling. Fortunately, you don’t have to jeopardize anything when it comes to fun in between the sheets – not your pleasure, health, sensation – nothing at all. You just have to be smart about your condom choices. Generally, people think regular latex condoms are thick and also leave a gross smell afterwards, hence they prefer to not use any condom.
Instead, consider 0.02 Hyrdo Polyurethane condoms which have half the thickness of the regular condoms you likely despise, and the best part is they are non-latex. Thin, no gross smell, protected and optimal intimacy.
Post Sex Bathroom Break
Safe sex doesn’t only pertain to prior and during the actual deed, and what you do afterwards is just as important. As a rule of thumb, it’s always recommended to go to the bathroom after sex. This is especially true for women, but it wouldn’t hurt for men to get into this habit either. With all of the friction, sweat, bodily fluids, lubricants, bed sheets, tossing, groping and grabbing that comes with sex, there’s a higher chance of bacteria getting into your body. So, going to the bathroom post a bedroom romp can help clear out your system.
You may also want to consider jumping in the shower or at the very least, using an intimate wipe to clean up your nether regions. It’s always good to clean up after you get dirty, and it can help keep your body free of infection, discomfort, irritation and other undesirable symptoms.
Set Limitations on your Partying
It would be completely unrealistic to avoid partying altogether. After all, you’re a guy looking to live it up. However, it is reasonable to say that you should party responsibly, and the key to doing so is to know your limit. Say no to drugs, avoid brands of alcohol you know don’t mix well with you, and drink with a group of guys you can trust. With too much in your system, your mind can quickly make all kinds of decisions that your sober self wouldn’t. And you will want to wake up remembering how great last night went, wouldn’t you? Imagine getting so drunk that you can’t recall any of the thrills, where would the fun be? So keep yourself safe, sex enjoyably and continue to live it up by setting limitations on your partying.
Safe sex starts with condoms. Make sure the brand you wear feels as great as it is safe! Thin condoms feel like you’re wearing nothing at all. So, live it up today - in and outside of the bedroom with Okamoto condoms.
]]>What does it mean when a public holiday falls on a Friday? LONG WEEKEND!!! That should give you reason enough to celebrate. But instead of letting the long weekend go by just like every other boring weekend, how about you plan something exciting for you and your woman thing?
A hop and a skip away from Singapore lies an array of choice resort destinations to perfectly suit your lusty intentions. But you don’t have to go far to enjoy some romantic time getting to know each other better intimately. With more than 500 hotels on our little island, why not a staycation? And even on a budget, a search turned up about 30 hotels in Singapore that go for under S$150 per night – and we’re talking four-star quality no less! So don’t be lazy and do a search and book one already!
So there you are, the both of you in the room. Bouquet of her favourite flowers. Some candlelight room service. The clinking of wine glasses. Long, sensual strokes. You know where things are going. Good thing you read this guide on how best to shag the brains out of your woman everywhere in the hotel. And stocked up.
IN THE BED…
♥ The Missionary
You know this one – woman lying on her back, man on top of her. But don’t diss it as a “basic” position. It’s also one that allows for great intimacy, literally heart-to-heart if you bend forward while doing it. This skin-to-skin closeness makes sex even tenderer, and provides great emotional connection between you two. And you know she’s gonna love that. What a great opportunity to reconnect! Aww.
♥ The CAT (Coital Alignment Technique)
This one’s a real technique you’ll want to commit to memory because many women swear this position helps them orgasm! Get into missionary position, but move your body further up – instead of chest to chest, your chest will be nearer to her shoulders. Have her bend her legs and tilt her hips up – the main thing is to have your manhood always in constant contact with her clitoris. It’s not a thrusting position however, more like rocking forwards and backwards in a regular motion to stimulate her towards hopefully a mind-blowing orgasm!
♥ The Cowgirl / Woman on Top
When your woman’s pleasure is of great importance, this position is exactly what the love doctor called for – on top! This puts her in perfect control, and allows her to take charge of the pace and depth of penetration. She also gets to rub her vulva and clitoris against you for greater pleasure. And come on, is there really anything hotter than watching your woman ride on you, pleasuring herself? You get to appreciate her hot body AND your hands are free to hold her hips or massage her boobs. We completely understand if this becomes your favourite position too!
♥ The Spoon
The perfect position for awesome morning sex (skip the breakfast, this is better!). In fact, it’s one of those positions that’s great for having sex all day long. Comfy and lazy, you both don’t even have to be fully awake to enjoy it. Simply both lie on your sides, slide behind her, and insert. Getting the angle right is key, and then happy thrusting away! For an even greater sensation, try getting her to bend her top knee towards her chest, allowing you to go deeper and fuller into her. When you’re done, it’s also a great position in which to fall back asleep, and go at it again later! (What better way to make use of a 3D2N stay?!)
AROUND THE ROOM…
♥ Couchsurfer / The Lazy Susan
We don’t know who Susan is, but it’ll work for whatever your sweetheartloverlady’s name is! All you need is a little couch or armchair in the room, have her bend forward over it, and you enter from behind. And this is a great move to tabao home too, because it’s good for quickies to add some spice to your love life outside the bedroom! Literally, you could do it anytime. Say she’s cooking in the kitchen – the kitchen counter is great for her to hold onto while you do her from behind while kneading her breasts. Say she’s watching tv – get her to bend over the side of the couch instead while you enter her while pressing her love button.
♥ The Ballet Dancer / Get a Leg Up
Ever watch a movie where the two are kissing like crazy and then the man pushes her against the wall and has his way with her? Yeah, women call that a romantic movie. And that’s where this passionate position comes into play. But instead of the man being in charge, this position actually gives the woman more control over the thrusting action. Plus how hot is it to have a woman wrap her leg around your buttocks and pull you into her! Guess what, it’s perfect for outdoors too because you both get to keep most of your clothes on, and only remove what’s needed to get the job done. It’s probably best if you are of almost the same height, but that’s easily fixed if she stands on something. If her leg gets tired, be a gentleman and cradle it with your arm!
IN THE POOL…
♥ The Hug / H20HH
This is one of those that’s great for when you’re in a swimming pool – or sea or jacuzzi – and there’s absolutely no one around, and you’re feeling the hots for each other that even all that water isn’t enough to quell that hot passion! Your sexy mermaid basically hugs you while you hold her up (can you say thank god for this thing called natural buoyancy!). All this calls for is a little subtle shift of her swimwear that’s in your way, and voila! With your hands on her ass, you can dive deeper and deeper… That will cause the “0HH…” in “H20HH” by the way! ;)
Myths are everywhere, even condoms too. One might think it’s just a simple tool designed to prevent pregnancy, but don’t make up your mind until you read these.
You don’t need a condom if you’re having oral sex.
MYTH!
Other than preventing pregnancy, condoms also protect one from sexually transmitted infections (STI). If one often engages in any forms of sex, having some form of protection is safer for yourself and your partner. Like the famous saying goes, “It’s better to be safe than sorry”.
Expired condoms, so what?
MYTH!
Well if you didn’t know condoms do expire, now you do! It’s definitely somewhere on the packet. And don’t think using an expired one is better than none at all, because expired ones could break easily or cause rashes and irritation.
Condom can be put on in the middle of sex, or right before ejaculation
MYTH!
This is not only weird (imagine the look from your partner!) but it exposes you to STI. Pre-seminal fluids may transfer sexual infections and in some rare cases, may even lead to unwanted pregnancies. Always before, not after.
The girl’s on pills, no condoms are needed.
MYTH!
Having pills may reduce the chance of pregnancy, but it doesn’t prevent STI. Always be on the safe side and protect yourself and your partner.
Any lube can be used with any condoms
MYTH!
All Okamoto condoms are lubricated enough for comfortable use. In case one might need more lubrication, use water-based lubes instead of oil-based ones. Oil-based lubes contains solvents that will degrade latex.
2 condoms are better than 1
MYTH!
We’re not at a supermarket carrying heavy items! Double-bagging condoms actually increase the chance of breakage due to friction. So always make sure you’re wearing one at a time. If it came off, open another pack and wear a new one.
Store condoms anywhere
MYTH!
Store condoms in cool dry place, but never expose condoms to extreme high or low temperatures. Even unopened condoms are best kept out of sunlight. Finally, if you’re the kind who keeps a condom in your wallet, be informed that friction from opening and closing wallets can cause them to deteriorate in quality.
Sorry, I’m allergic to latex
MYTH!
Sorry, this is no excuse still! There is really no reason to have unprotected sex. If you’re in need of non-latex condoms, 0.02 Hydro Polyurethane is your choice.
Content credit: The Times of India
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You want to get the girl! We know it! But what do you seem to habitually fall into? Pickup lines. Dreaded by women everywhere, yet somehow, men just aren’t picking that up. Instead, they’re rehashing those cheesy lines over and over again – and getting absolutely nowhere. To understand how to work an effective line, one first has to understand just what women want to hear.
Understand this, you’re a guy that came out of nowhere, she has no clue who you are (though she probably could guess what you want!), and you have one shot to make an impression. Keeping in mind also, that whether you’re in a public place or a bar situation with another 20 guys eyeing your girl, it’s all very possible that she’s already been hit up before, and rejected them. So what makes you different? How can you come off cool and confident, and not cheesy and lame?
Fortunately for you, mister, the key to good pickup lines or intros, lies in just a little bit of homework. As with online dating, the best way to start a conversation is by reading her profile, so too with real life dating, you start by observing your target.
Where is she? At the bar, at a restaurant, at the theatre, in the supermarket, at the bus stop… There are so many places you might meet a girl that catches your fancy. And tailoring your intro to the environment can really give you some brownie points.
What is she doing, or who is she with? Observing and appreciating what a woman is doing can win you a big thumbs up from her. After all, she probably wants to be noticed!
A bag of compliments, a cup of creativity, a tablespoon of confidence, and a pinch of playfulness – there’s your recipe to a good hearty opener. Try some of these the next time you’re out and someone arouses your… interest!
At the bar…
Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you everyone else disappears.
Hi, my name is (your name) and I’m gonna buy you drinks all night until I look as attractive to you as you do to me right now.
Talk about opening with a bang! She’s got all your attention, and you’re letting her know it. Flattered she well should be! WIN. (Do this only if you can afford the slew of drinks in case it gets to it!)
I like a lady who’s well put together, and has her own sense of style. Have you seen anyone like that here tonight? I’m kidding, I think you’re glamourous (or impeccable!). Drink?
You’re complimenting her (she put a lot of effort into looking like that, acknowledge it!), and you come off as humourous, suave, and a little bit cheeky. WIN.
Waiting for the bus…
Who needs a bus when I can just stare at your busts? Get it, get it?
Waiting for transport just got a hundred times better now that I meet you. Hi I’m (your name). Where’re you headed?
It’s a compliment, flirtation and truth all in one! The perfect cocktail for disaster, we mean, a date! WIN. (Just don’t get all stalkery and follow her on her bus and then get off at her stop and…)
In the supermarket…
I love fruit and I must confess, I absolutely love MELONS.
A gorgeous woman wasn’t on my shopping list, but hey, I can be spontaneous. Hi.
Again with the compliments and oozing so. much. charm! You know how they say “You had me at hello?” You’re totally creating that romantic moment for her with this one. WIN.
You know, I make a mean spaghetti and meatballs. Very Lady & the Tramp, I guarantee. Got an hour or two? I’ll whip one up for you right now.
Women can be won through their tummies too, not just men! You cook? You’re romantic? AND did you say you cook? WIN. (You might want to actually be able to cook what you promised though!)
If she’s reading a book…
Hi, did I tell you I’m writing a book? Yeah it’s a phone book and it’s missing your number.
She dies in the end, you know? Oh wait, sorry, wrong book. What’re you reading?
Start with a shocker of a spoiler (god, do women hate spoilers, have you done it before and actually survived??), then slip in the humour and spark off a convo. She might be so tickled she won’t even remember to bookmark. WIN.
If she’s shopping with friends…
I think it’s really nice of you to give your friends style tips but they’ll never be as hot as you are. #justsaying
(aside) I just wanted you to know you have the brightest smile. It’s very contagious. (smile broadly) Wanna go for ice cream some time and turn our smiles into laughs?
Compliment, check! Cheekiness, check! Date, check! WIN.
Well there you go. The next time you get the hots for a hottie potatie, don’t dive into your bag of cheesy liners and pull out a It-must-have-hurt-when-you-fell-out-of-heaven. Spice it up with a little intelligent design and a whole lot of classy bravado! Or, if all else fails, just go with “You're so cute that you made me forget my pickup line!” Good luck! ;)
]]>Online dating and dating apps present a whole throng of hot girls for the picking (Come back to Earth, we said “throng”, not “thong”!). But how can you get the girl to unequivocally declare you the hands-down winner of who gets to take her out this weekend?
It’s all in that opening line. Do you sometimes stare at that blank canvas of a message screen, knowing full well the colossal burden of how such a message could make or break any chance of a future date?
Relax, bruh. We dish out some of the crispest, cleverest, classiest opening lines that will showcase you for the cool, calm, and not chica-crazy, cucumber you are. It doesn’t take much, to be honest, just a little bit of that good old fashioned thing called sincerity. You got some right?
THE DON’TS
Uh, perhaps we should start with the DON’Ts, just to be sure you know what they are. These are really, really UNCOOL opening lines and should be avoided at all cost. And please don’t be gross. Just. Don’t.
And then we came across this one and we’re not really sure what to think of it.
Are you my appendix? Because I don’t know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
THE DO’S
Okay now for the good stuff. An effective opening line needs to check three checkboxes.
☑ Unique enough to grab her attention
☑ Interesting enough to pique her curiosity
☑ Asks a question to get her talking
Here are some you could try.
Start with something different that makes her laugh. Like sounding like an unsolicited SMS perhaps – in a funny way of course.
Congratulations! Thank you for matching with our handsome participant (Your name)! To start a witty conversation with our dashing fellow, reply “HELLO YOU!” To unsubscribe, reply “F.OFF”
Make good use of what’s on her profile!!! Can’t stress this enough, it’s there for a reason!
Buongiorno! I noticed you’ve been to Italy. I went to Rome last year and I had a blast exploring the city while enjoying my gelato and shopping for the best Italian formaggio. I sure wish you were there when I was, it would have made an already amazing trip even more amazing. ;) What did you enjoy most about your trip?
I love how adventurous you are! Say you won an all-expenses-paid trip to any one destination in the world right now, and you had one hour to pack your bags, where would you go?
Hey! This message is for your little doggie. Bishan Park or Botanic Gardens? Anytime you and your Mummy feel like a stroll in the park, call me!
Hey! I noticed we have a lot in common! I also like going to the gym, checking out new cafes, and escaping this crazy Singapore heat! Where are some of your favourite autumn/winter destinations?
Show a girl you’re interested in her… and not just how she looks. Try getting her to tell you more about herself.
You seem a little quirky and I like that. Normal is so boring! So tell me, if I bumped into your best friends on my way to meet up with you for the first time, what would they tell me to expect about you?
Harness that opening line as a teaser to asking her out for a meal.
Sunday breakfast preference: Pancakes, eggs benedict, roti prata or dim sum?
Keep things interesting from the get-go with a game.
Tell me two truths and a lie and I’ll guess which one’s which. If I get it right, we’ll go out for drinks?
Tell her the truth.
Everyone says, “I love long walks on the beach.” Well, truth be told, I much prefer a quick barefoot stroll along the shore and then chilling beachside, cocktail in hand. Join me?
See? It wasn’t that difficult, was it? Just a little creativity and earnestness. Be genuine, be you, be cool. And don’t forget to take your COOL with you on that date. It’s just better to be prepared. Cuz you never know which doors your cool opening line just might open. ;)
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Get the party started with the latest hits and dance your night away!
]]>Get the party started with the latest hits and dance your night away!
Check out our stunning display of our newest condom the 003 COOL greeting the party-goers right at the entrance of the club. This is the latest product added to our flagship 003 range; it has menthol lubricant applied on both the interior and exterior of the condom. PLAY IT COOL.
Where’s the fun without our Okamoto Girls? This time round we had them in sexy nighties. Get ready to party with them! From left to right: Lulu, Chanel, Rachel, Debi
Time for games! Guys just love games, don’t they? With tradition, they got to pick a dare from inflated condoms but this time, new dares were added to up the fun! And the most popular dare was to do a really cool dab pose with a friend. Our Okamoto girls found it #Swag.
It was so cool that everyone hoped they picked this dare!
Next up, we picked one of the sporty daredevils and turned out he got one of our naughty dares!
While most guys would shun the idea of getting their neck cuffed up, this guy here was being such a great sport by agreeing to do it. Look at that cheeky smile! We bet he enjoyed his dare as much as our Okamoto Girl!
We knew our guests were eager to grab this chance to take photos with our sexy Okamoto Girls. Check out the cool photos below and we shall let them do the talking!
We had fun and were glad everyone was such great sport in the games! All participants got to bring home our exclusive Okamoto coaster for some sexy time as a token of appreciation! HINT: it’s not your ordinary coaster. Special thanks to Club Neverland for hosting us and their great entertainment.
Be sure to catch us next time, Okamoto Out!
]]>The event took place at Wavehouse Sentosa and was extremely well received. Everyone was excited to meet Toma Sensei; hoping that he would shed some light on their love lives and to unravel some secret bedroom tips too...mmm...
But an Okamoto Event is not complete without our sexy and oh-so-sassy Okamoto Girls! However, this time round, our Okamoto Girls are tasked with a very important role. They are Toma Sensei's trusty students. They have learnt many valuable love lessons from Toma Sensei; and alongside Toma Sensei, they will help spread bedroom tips to help keep a relationship alive.
Meet Toma Sensei and his beautiful Student Leaders, who happen to be our Okamoto Girls as well! From left to right: Tini, Siti, Toma Sensei, Ingelica and Lu Lu!
Unravelling Toma Sensei's secrets to love is not an easy task. One must first be deemed worthy of that privilege. So, our Student Leaders were divided into 2 groups: Team White and Team Green. Each pair of girls had to roam around the vicinity and recruit worthy participants/team members to take part in a competition.
It's Team White VS Team Green now! Bring it on!
The team who wins will not only be entrusted with Toma Sensei's Secrets to love, each participant of the winning team will also be rewarded with a cup of beer.
Participants were to pick a dare from a bucket. The dare comprises of physical challenges to embarrassing stunts. The team that completes each dare first wins.
1. Physical Challenges
Our Physical Challenges sure tested the stamina and strength of our participants. But if you're a guy, you're also in for a treat then. Why? Because many of our challenges also means having intimate contact with our sexy Okamoto Girls. *wink wink*
As seen in the picture above, Team White and Team Green participants competing head on in a push-up challenge. Each team had to do a designated number of push-ups while being whipped by their Student Leaders. Alright...alright...the whipping was pretty gentle by normal BDSM standards. Either way, our participants didn't mind!
Some of our participants had to carry their Student Leaders on their backs while doing multiple squats too! Not only must those young boys (as seen above) have excellent stamina, they had to ensure that their Student Leaders were safe and not fall.
"Yi-Haw!" Siti having a ball being piggybacked by one of the participants.
And comes the less phsical but cheekier challenges! Bend over backwards and eat a banana, be flexible! The participant that finishes his or her B-A-N-A-N-A wins!
Stuff It In. So as seen above, the person to stuff a brinjal into our Okamoto condom first wins.
SWING IT - this challenge is not only fun but also tests your aiming accuracy. Participants had to tie a large bottle filled with liquid around their waists, allowing the bottle to dangle between their legs. The contestant will then try to hit a ball with the bottle; if the ball goes through the legs of our Okamoto Girls, then we have ourselves a winner!
CUFF IT - hop around while you're cuffed to your sexy Student Leader? Sign me up! So the contestant and his/her Student Leader who completes the hop first wins. Booze awaits the tired but happy participants after their wins, so I guess it's a win-win situation here.
The challenges were countless, our participants had a ball and so did our Okamoto Girls and Toma Sensei! Want more juicy insights to our event? Check out our photo album.
We had great fun at Wavehouse Sentosa and we hope all our participants did as well. Much appreciation to Club Illusion and Kingdom for their hospitality and collaboration.
Join our membership and get the latest updates on our next Okamoto Challenge!
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‘Cool’ isn’t a term that’s easy to describe. It can mean different things to different people. Just because one guy thinks it’s “cool” to hook up with a sexy girl he just met despite forgetting his condoms doesn’t necessarily make him or his actions cool at all. What he thinks is cool, other people think is completely stupid. So, what is cool?
There are some things that are unmistakably cool, and we’ve got the scoop!
Cool is being responsible for your own actions
The easiest way to be cool is to learn what isn’t cool, and blaming everyone else is at the top of the list. People make mistakes every day, but the shocking thing is that most people refuse to accept responsibility for their actions. As a result, they make excuses for their mistakes, or blame others, and that, my friends, is not cool.
Cool people accept their faults and they deal with them. Sure, their actions that caused them to make a mistake may not be cool, but their actions that follow count. So, if you choose to forget your cool condoms (that come with a fresh menthol breeze) yet still hookup (not cool), you better be prepared to deal with whatever situation follows. Or just don’t forget your condoms. Period.
Cool is knowing more than missionary
Cool is knowing more than just the missionary position. While there’s nothing wrong with this regular, standard position – and it’s even a favourite for many people – cool is knowing more. The surprising thing is that knowing more sex positions doesn’t make you cooler because you’ll be better in the sack. It makes you cool because it shows that you’re ready and eager to take you and your partner’s pleasure to entirely new levels. Knowing more than missionary is cool because it shows that you’re willing to be vulnerable and try new things. In other words, this kind of coolness is the kind that the ladies love.
So of course, if you know how to tear up a sex swing or channel your inner Christian Grey from the 50 Shades of Grey series, you’re hella cool.
Cool is being confident in who you are and what you want
You can be the best or the worst person out there, but if you have confidence, you’ll be cool. Of course, you probably want to be the positive kind-of-cool instead of the latter, but either way, confidence always wins.
Confidence is cool because it tells everyone you pass that you’re comfortable with who you are. You’re on a path towards what you want and you know exactly what that is. You are unashamed of your past, your mistakes, your flaws or really, anything at all because all of those things have made you who you are today. And that is cool.
Cool is knowing where the excitement is going down
Being cool is knowing what you like and don’t like. It’s knowing how you want to spend your free time, where and with who. Whatever it is, you have something you like to do; you have a hobby or activity that gets you excited. It doesn’t have to a massive party in the center of the city, or nights filled with fireball shots and gorgeous babes at a local pub, (although, no one’s complaining with an agenda like that). Your hobby could be gaming, reading, dancing, hiking, or really, anything. If you do something with your life, you’re instantly in the cool clique.
Being cool isn’t about the brands you wear, the stores you shop at or even the possessions you own. It’s about what you know, who you are and what you do with your life. So, forget about being ‘cool like a cucumber’. Be cool the Okamoto way, and enjoy a menthol breeze in between the sheets. The rest will follow suit.
#bringokamoto and #liveitup
]]>Feeling kinkilicous yet? Yeah I thought so. Check out what our Okamoto Girls were up to at Kinki Bar last month! All I can say is that were lots of kinky games and romance was definitely in the air!
]]>Check out the amazing view! We got to witness fireworks too!
What better way to start the new year than to get cosy at an urban rooftop bar as you relax with some tasty bar bites and flavourful spirits. Okamoto knows what you party folks like. No party can ever go wrong when you have Old School Hip Hop coupled with our OH-SO-SEXY Okamoto Girls.
The bar was decked out with Okamoto memorabilia; most namely our Okamoto Rose centrepiece.
Feeling kinkilicious yet? Yeah, I thought so. Check out all the fun our guests and Okamoto Girls had at the event! Yup, you guessed it, lots of kinky games and romance was definitely in the air.
Check out our Okamoto Girls on their mission below. From left to right, Lulu, Chloe, Tini and Mitchy.
As colourful neon lights flashed around, our girls were busy entertaining guests with games and spreading the Okamoto Spirit around.
Round 1! Let's go; now PICK YOUR DARE! In this game, participants had to draw a dare from a glass bottle and only the brave will survive!
Even the ladies weren't spared!
And of course, we rewarded these brave souls. Participants got to walk away with a free condom and bottle of beer!
Check out Mr Asian Michael Jackson below. He sure takes his dares seriously.
Round 2: OKYPOCKY
Now, this is the perfect game for a romantic night out. As you've guessed, this game requires two to play. Both people start nibbling their end of the Pocky stick till both pairs of lips meet. In order to win this game, you can't let go of your end of the stick NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS, (*chuckles*), even if it means kissing the other player. You better hope it's your crush you're playing with.
Although they don't get a beer, our losers didn't walk away empty-handed. They got to draw condoms from our condom box too.
Okay, read on as Lulu hands over the Pocky stick to our next pair of players. I hope they like each other!
Wait for it, wait for it....
And YES! We got ourselves a winning couple! MUAH! Alright, these two lovebirds deserve a bottle of beer each and some condoms for ... *ahem* ... some sexy time.
*Ding Ding*! It's time for our final game of the night!
Game 3: The “HER-SAY” KISSES
This game will test how much the players trust our Okamoto Girls. Players had to guess whether our Okamoto Girls and their "her-says" were true. So our Okamoto Girl shouts out a number (supposedly the total number of Hershey's Kisses in a glass container) and the players had to choose if they believed our Okamoto Girl or not. If a player guessed it right, he or she wins!
You gotta believe our Okamoto Girls...because their lips don't lie! Hear, hear!
Our players having a tough time deciphering the TRUTH. Hmmm...
And for anyone who enjoyed our hospitality and kinky games, they are most welcome to sign up as Okamoto members too. And just like the Japanese, we like to go the extra mile at Okamoto. All new members walked away with special goodies! Guys got to snatch up a stylish name card holder while females pocketed a mini-vibrator thanks to our sponsor, Horny.sg.
What more? All new members get 30% off their first online purchase with us, updates on latest events and promotions and other perks! Want to join us and Live It Up? Kindly register here, it's free!
Everyone had fun and we managed to collect many new sign-ups as well! Much appreciation to Kinki Bar for their collaboration and Horny.sg for their generous sponsorship. For more event pictures, please click here.
Till the next time, Okamoto Out!
]]>Christian Grey is nowhere close to being the ideal boyfriend. He’s a narcissistic, manipulative human being, but when it comes to shacking up in between the sheets, he certainly becomes the kind of man every woman dreams about. He’s dreamy, mysterious, and adventurous and he knows how to pleasure his girl. Here are 5 things you need to know about giving her more pleasure, the 50-shades-of-grey kind-of-way.
Compliments are the best form of flattery – and a great aphrodisiac
One thing Mr. Grey never fails to do, despite being a completely shady person otherwise, is putting his woman on a pedestal. He’s constantly complimenting her abilities and appearance, which rewards him tremendously each time.
If you want to pleasure your girl and cater to her fantasies the way Mr. Grey does, make it obvious that you feel lucky to be with her. Compliments are the best form of flattery, and as 50 Shades of Grey revealed, can also be a great aphrodisiac.
Compliments and condoms; they go hand-in-hand.
Turn her on without a single touch
It isn’t the wild BDSM and sexual fantasies that are the most shocking in 50 Shades of Grey. Instead, it’s the fact that the flame never seems to die between the two characters, something that quickly seems to die out for most of us in today’s modern dating world of swiping right for the perfect match. So, how does Mr. Grey keeps his woman on her toes?
His appearance. Mr. Grey takes the time to look good for his girl, keeping her excited, stimulated and turned on. He dresses nicely, wears cologne, and keeps his chivalry on point. So, forbid the track pants once in a while and treat your woman to your sexy, chivalrous and promiscuous side.
Give her your undivided attention
In and outside of the bedroom, Mr. Grey always gives his woman all of his attention. He focuses on her; her pleasure, her body, her mind, her everything. There’s no other woman, there’s no flirting or looking elsewhere when another woman is in sight. He gives his undivided attention to his woman, and again, the rewards follow suit.
It’s not easy to find a man who is willing to go above and beyond in the attentive department, so be this man, and become incredibly desirable to your woman. Plus, feeling your eyes and lust is highly intoxicating, and she’ll crave you just as much as you do her.
A combination of pleasure, love and affection
While the 50 Shades of Grey series are mainly focused on the sexual side of their relationship, you will also see that Mr. Grey is equally loving and affectionate. He isn’t just practicing all kinds of BDSM on her whenever he gets the chance; he sees her as more than a sexual object. When he isn’t spanking, blindfolding, flogging or tying his girl up, he’s holding her, adoring her and showing her plenty of affection. This is the secret to optimal pleasure that many men overlook. Oh, and a great set of cool, tingling sensation condoms also help.
Be decisive and take control
If there’s one way to describe Mr. Grey, it’s that he is decisive. While he’s willing to be vulnerable at times, he is also just as sure of who he is and what he wants and that’s what makes him so desirable.
When he wants to try something new with his woman in between the sheets, he does. Of course, with consent, but he decides to go after what he wants sexually and women find this sort of control irresistible.
So amongst the hype for the highly anticipated 50 Shades of Grey sequel, Fifty Shades Darker, don’t miss the point. It’s not just a movie that speaks to your girl’s fantasies. It’s also the ultimate guide for men looking to take their skills to the next level. 50 Shades of Grey teaches you how to become her fantasy.
#bringokamoto and #liveitup
]]>And when it comes to parties and living it up, Okamoto knows best!
]]>So it's the end of the year and the holidays are here again! What better way to end off 2016 than partying up at an urban rooftop bar while enjoying picturesque views of our lion city's skyline?
And when it comes to parties and living it up, Okamoto knows best! We love to spoil our members and this event was specially put together to reward our loyal members and give them a chance to be up close and personal with our resident Okamoto Girls. What else? Our members also got to invite two friends and everyone on our guest list were entitled to free BOOZE!
At the same time, we also wanted to introduce our newly launched 003 COOL Condoms to our members.
YES! We brought back some popular games from previous activations, namely BLOW IT UP - where contestants have to compete blowing up the largest condom balloon in 10 seconds, PICK YOUR DARE - where contestants pick a dare from a bucket of written dares stuffed inside condom balloons and lastly, STUFF IT IN - where the person to stuff a brinjal into our Okamoto condom first wins.
Introducing our new game: OKYPOCKY. Our members had a blast (of course, *chuckles*) sharing a delicious pocky stick with our Okamoto Girls. Two people are to play this game at any one time. Each contestant starts at each end of the stick and starts nibbling the stick till both pairs of lips meet....or if you don't want to kiss the other person, simply let go and OOPS, you're the loser!
Hmm, and what else would our members like? A little spanking and tickling from our Okamoto Girls? Maybe some 'Fifty Shades of Grey' inspired games? Sure, as long as you get to pick the right 'dare', you'll be mercilessly whipped and tickled with a feather by our sexy Okamoto Girls.
And what if you aren't into the BDSM kind of kinky? Well, we also have dares that include more romantic and gentler gestures. If you're lucky, you may very well sneak a kiss onto our Okamoto Girl's cheek or hand!
Wanna know more about what went down at Skyline? Check out the video below!
This is how OKAMOTO ended off 2016 with a BANG!Throw-back to last year, this is how we ended off 2016 with a BANG! What better way to end off 2016 than partying up at an urban rooftop bar while enjoying picturesque views of our lion city's skyline? And when it comes to parties and living it up, Okamoto knows best! We love to spoil our members and this event was specially put together to reward our loyal members and give them a chance to be up close and personal with our resident Okamoto Girls. What else? Our members also got to invite two friends and everyone on our guest list were entitled to free BOOZE! At the same time, we also wanted to introduce our newly launched 003 COOL Condoms to our members.
The fun doesn't stop when the games do! It's time for some camwhoring with our funky and colourful photo props! 1-2-3, say "OKAMOTO"!
Meet our Okamoto Girls! From right (anti-clockwise) Lulu, Michy, Tini and Siti!
Our members living up in style, the Okamoto way.
We're SEXY and we know it!
From VIP sofa seats to fun games and booze, our members' exclusive event was not only a hit but also a great opportunity to meet new people and expand our Okamoto Family!
We had great fun at Skyline Bar and Lounge and we hope all our members did as well. Much appreciation to Skyline Bar and Lounge for their hospitality and amazing rooftop experience.
Okamoto Out! To more big bangs in 2017!
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Turn 2017 into a year you will be proud of. Amp up the excitement in your life. Increase your social circle, nights out on the town, girls, bars, pubs – you name it. Here are the 5 things every man should have on his bucket list for 2017.
Get the Girl in Real Time
These swipe-left and swipe-right hookup apps are convenient, but they really take the fun out of the whole chase. As a man, you like the challenge that comes with meeting women, and modern technology has truly made it too easy to get girls. Not that we’re complaining, but let’s try something new in 2017.
Make it a goal to actually get out into the real world to meet real girls, the real way. Leave the smartphone in your pocket (don’t forget your condoms too) and check out the local cafes, events and nightclubs. Don’t use an app to meet girls the easy way. The chase is officially on, and as a man, you’ll appreciate the prowl.
Finally Learn How to Unhook a Bra with One Hand
To some, unhooking a bra with one hand is simple, but for most guys, it’s one hell of a challenge. So, make it a goal in 2017 to finally learn how to effortlessly unhook a bra with one hand. The benefits are obvious!
Join the Mile High Club
Every bucket list needs some sort of travel itinerary on it, but this one is unlike any other. Instead of telling you where to travel, when to travel and with whom to travel with, this bucket list idea is all about the process of traveling. Although, having a female as your travel companion will make this task much easier to check off.
Forget about snakes on a plane, Samuel L. Jackson. It’s all about something else on a plane this year. The Mile High Club is going to give you the best high in life.
Do Something You’d Never Do Otherwise
2016 was fun, but 2017 can be better. You just have to break out of your shell and do something completely out of your character. If you’re a cool, confident guy who’s downtown drinking brews with the guys every weekend, trade in the club for some tickets to a wild sumo wrestling events. If you’re typically shy, attend improve acting classes. If you’re afraid of heights, go snowboarding down Japan’s infamous alps. If you’re used to wearing basic, boring condoms, try the new 003 COOL Condoms that’ll send all kinds of new and exciting sensations in between the sheets.
Whatever it is, try something new and be cool in 2017. Put yourself in unique situations, and meet awesome people (including girls) that you wouldn’t have met otherwise. At the very least, you’ll have one hell of a story to tell.
Spend an Uncomfortable Amount of Money on Yourself
Money doesn’t grow on trees, so this bucket list idea can be a little harder to achieve. But it’s nothing some extra work ethic or budgeting can’t solve. You spend so much money on other people throughout the year. From the holidays to Valentine’s Day, birthdays and other special occasions, it’s hard to find the funds to splurge on yourself. In 2017, we are going to change that.
Start the year off on a budget and set aside some money every month. Anything counts, so don’t worry if you can’t put away a significant amount. Then, when you’re not feeling so cool, or are ready to take your A-Game to the next level, spend that money on improving yourself. Buy a dapper suit and get it tailored, buy those shoes you’ve always wanted, hire that personal trainer. Whatever it is, invest in yourself and the rewards (and the ladies) will follow.
If you’re ready to make 2017 your year, this is the bucket list to follow. Grab your Okamoto condoms because there’s no denying you’ll need them.
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Confidence Gets the Girl
Confidence will always get the girl. It’s an unwritten rule that if there’s a sexy male model in the room with no confidence, and a nerd with an abundance of confidence, ladies will always pick the latter. There’s something undeniably attractive about a man who knows what he has to offer. So, bring your confidence game to the stage. If you’re not always the leader of the pack, find things you like about yourself before the night begins. Remember them, and believe in them. Maybe you have a good job, a great package (if you know what I mean), a nice apartment, great teeth – whatever it is, know what you got and own it.
You Have to Make the First Move
There’s no other way to say it. Women will very rarely make the first move, and with tons of guys giving them attention, you need to come out on top. Pun certainly intended. So, you have to make the first move. It’ll show her how confident you are, and it lets her know that you’re interested in getting a little more intimate.
This flirting tip is also the best way to see how she’s feeling about you, and the entire situation. If she is ready and eager to try out those new Okamoto condoms, your first kiss will be a little more exciting than a quick peck. However, if you go in for the kiss and it just doesn’t feel like she’s really into it, she probably isn’t. That doesn’t mean that she won’t go home with you on the first night, but you’ll have to put in a little more work.
Girls Will Always Seem Uninterested
As the good ole’ dating rule goes, people always want what they can’t have. So, women will naturally act less interested than what they really are. Don’t let this fool you. Just because she didn’t let your first kiss go to second base doesn’t mean that she’s not down to go home with you. If she keeps talking and flirting with you afterwards, she’s playing the dating game. Women never want to look too easy, so they’ll always play hard to get. Once you get her back to your place, you may even hear the infamous line, “I’ve never done this before,” but you know all too well. It’s time for those Okamoto condoms to come out and play.
Know When to Back Off
It’s important to know when to back off. This could be a game-changer for you if your girl isn’t interested. Women will always give you some sort of signal if she’s interested; she’ll touch your arm when you’re talking, she’ll face towards you, she’ll be smiling, she’ll make an effort to keep the conversation going and so on and so forth. If you get the idea that she is trying to get away from you, or simply isn’t interested, move on. This can work in two ways. She’ll either think your confidence and respect is sexy and attractive, or you’ll be in the clear to go find a girl that is ready to go home with you. Whatever you do, just be sure to respect her boundaries, whoever “she” ends up being.
These four flirting steps may seem basic, but they hold plenty of power. Show all kinds of women that you’re the man they need to have by emitting confidence, making the first move, being persistent yet knowing when to quit. You’ll be going through packs of your ultra-thin Okamoto condoms in no time.
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It’s time to live it up across the globe! With sexy singles and wild parties happening all over the world, there’s no reason any man should limit his partying to his hometown. There are plenty of epic party destinations that attract all kinds of young, singles each year. So forget about the family resorts and other destinations that don’t appeal to your lifestyle and travel desires. Book a trip to one of these party destinations, and you’re in for a hot, steamy and wild vacation. Don’t forget to #bringokamoto because on this trip, you’ll need them!
Rio de Janeiro, Brazil During Carnival
If you’re looking for a good time accompanied with gorgeous girls, look no further than Rio de Janeiro. Every February, this party destination hosts the world’s biggest carnival, which brings approximately 2 million hitting the streets with a drink in hand. Carnival is highly recognized for bringing tourists a flock of beautiful girls, booty shaking, amazing music, delicious drinks, divine food and ultimately, one hell of a wild time. So, if you’re going to go to Rio de Janeiro, February is the prime time to book a trip.
Koh Phangan, Thailand for the Full Moon Party
When in Thailand, grab some neon clothes and glow sticks because the infamous Full Moon party is something you definitely don’t want to miss out on. Drink booze out of buckets, dance with fire and listen to various DJs and genres of music as you frolic in the sand with some babes. The Full Moon parties are a hot spot for young singles, and it’s a party that lasts all night. The fun never stops if it’s a full moon on this Thailand island. Just be sure to book your trip accordingly to the moon’s schedule to get the most out of this party destination.
Ibiza, Spain for a Full Night of Partying
With famous musicians like Mike Posner singing about the parties in Ibiza, you really can’t go wrong with this party destination. Ibiza is a beautiful island just off the east coast of Spain, and it’s a place where the party goes on well throughout the night. With the world’s most famous DJs taking over this hot spot, young singles simply can’t seem to get enough of Ibiza.
Miami, Florida for Wild Beach Parties
There’s something different about Miami’s nightlife that simply can’t be found anywhere else. This Florida city is packed with stunning women looking for a good time, and the hot sandy beaches make it the perfect place for partying. Miami has made its way into many famous musicians’ lyrics because of the wild fun, gorgeous weather, great scenery and even better women. This is one party destination that is always popping, so no matter what time of year you want to travel, Miami will deliver.
Montreal, Quebec for the Weekend
There’s a common misconception that nothing can be found in Canada, and while that may be true to some Northern cities, the same can’t be said about Montreal. This Canadian city has 6 universities, and with that comes plenty of young singles looking to dive into amazing nightlife every weekend. This party destination thrives throughout the week, but on the weekends, it’s a whole new ballgame as the students take to the streets to let off some steam. Montreal has just as many clubs and bars as it does stunning young singles, and it’s a party experience that you’re bound to never forget.
All you really have to pack is your passport and #bringokamoto because a trip to any of these party destinations promises one hell of a good time.
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Happy 2016 everyone! We hope everyone is having a great start to this spanking new year, we know we sure did. Launching our brand new Live It Up membership program, we had a wild night at Club Illusion.
What is an Okamoto activation without our Okamoto Girls? Let's welcome the latest addition to the Okamoto squad - Michy!
Partnering with Michy is our favourite blonde - Lulu! Yes, that is her on Club Illusion's giant LED screen.
Celebrating the launch of our Live It Up membership program, we decided to give everyone a present for signing up that night, our Live It Up coaster! Can you tell what’s so special about our coaster? Let’s just say it’s a normal coaster by day, an emergency coaster by night (or whenever you need it)! *wink wink*
Throughout the night, the performers at Club Illusion thrilled the audience with various songs and dances. They gyrate, twerk and even ballad to their listeners' hearts. There were even Korean dance numbers performed, as though we were at a K-Pop concert. Catch their performances in the video below.
At the end of our performance, we had a lucky draw for our new sign ups. All members who signed up that night stood a chance to win a beer tower, courtesy of Club Illusion! How often do you see such a simple giveaway with no catch? That’s probably the closest you can get to free lunch beer in the world!
The energy level was really high at Club Illusion and as the crowd got more and more spontaneous, it was time to present our Okamoto condom sashes!
Yes, that’s right… CONDOM SASHES. Amazing what we can do with condoms, huh? :D
If you have not been to Club Illusion, it’s a culture at the club for its customers to buy ribbon sashes for performers whom they admire and appreciate. With Okamoto in the house, It's time to turn up the fun! When Lulu walked up to the stage with her arms full of condom sashes, you could hear loud gasps of disbelief and gleeful chuckles from the crowd.
Club Illusion had an enthusiastic and fun-loving crowd who wanted to show their appreciation for the performers and we’d like to think, for our very creative condom sashes! We bet it's the first of its kind!
After the condom sash presentation, we played a condom game with the crowd. What's an Okamoto event without a condom game, right? So to play the condom game, contestants had to blow an Okamoto condom balloon as big as they could… until the balloon burst! Wouldn't you like to try your hand (and mouth) at blowing a condom balloon? ;) The fastest contestant to blow the condom balloon till it burst would be the winner. Honestly, the contestants were apprehensive initially but as the game started, they were blowing with all their might!
Awesome rewards have been lined up for our contestants. First prize was a bottle of Martell VSOP while the second prize was a tower of beer, all supported by our official partner Club Illusion :D
Check out the video below to see the skills of these talented contestants!
We had great fun at Club Illusion and we hope all our members did as well. All thanks to our official partner, Club Illusion for their hospitality.
If you have not signed up for our Okamoto Live It Up membership, what are you waiting for? As a member, you can enjoy special perks from our partners, empower yourself with our lifestyle tips, get invites to the coolest parties... and more! Sign up NOW: LIVEITUP Account Registration
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